Chismisan
PROFESSOR: On your papers, write your name, your section and the date today.
ME: Ano'ng date ngayon 'Gel?
ANGEL: 25 (already writing, didn't even bother to look at me)
ME: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Two years na sana kami ni *name of ex*
ANGEL: (looked at me with horror!) Nanghihinayang ka pa ba dun?
ME: Ha?! Pucha, maganda na buhay ko kay Jen, tahimik at payapa ang loob ko...bakit pa?!
(Andrew and Erick were eavesdroping)
ANDREW: Talagang gusto mo na sa babae ha? Hinde ka na talaga hahanap ng lalake!
ERICK: E engaged na nga sila.
ME: (to Erick) Excuse me, married na po. (to Andrew) Hay naku 'Drew, pinilit ko dati pero bakla talaga ko, walang duda!
PROFESSOR: Alright, be ready for the return demonstration for Neurologic Assessment.
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Ahehe...yun lang! Hay, wish ko lang hinde pag -ugatan ng away itu! Sana maging secured na si Adik sa akin! yun lang! I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH baby! 42 days na lang!