Dik-syu-na-ree

Went home. Heard Ate Marife (our neighbor) and Maternal Unit conversing.

Ate Marife: *prenant with 3rd child* Ate, lalake ang magiging anak ko (sounding discontent)!
Mudra: Hay naku Marife, kahit babae yan o lalake, bakla o tomboy, basta's malusog... yung ang mahalaga!
Me: Aherrrmmm! *insert thought bubble* Malusog ako 'Nay!

Definition: Malusog ako 'Nay- Trulili Mader, I'm gay!

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Went to Jen's house. Tita Nora (Jen's Aunt) was there.

Tita Nora: Antaba mo ngaun Ellyn ah?
Me: Hehe, wala pong problema eh!

Definition: Walang Problema - Walang pinagkakaabalahan, batugan

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Potashet kang TOEFL iBT ka! Sa May 9, 2009 ka na ha! Malapit na! Humanda kang mabuti, galingan mong magtanong ha! Umayos ka, yari ka sa akin!

Definition: Potashet kang Ellyn ka! Sa May 9, 2009 na ang TOEFL iBT mo ha! Malapit na! Humanda kang mabuti, galingan mong sumagot! Umayos ka, yari ka ke Jen!